i woke up hungrier than usual this morning, so i did what most people do and looked for leftover pizza in the back of the fridge. luckily, i didn't have to reach too far back, because my dad bought some recently.everyone knows that microwaving pizza is gross. it makes the crust soft and rubbery and the cheese melts unevenly, leaving a molten lava bed that scorches your mouth just below some still-cold cheese. but i did it anyway.
i was one bite in when i figured that maybe i should douse it in hot sauce, because that's how i roll at 7:30 am. between the magma cheese and the tapatio, i'll be lucky to taste again in 2010.
i don't know what barrio i think i'm from, smothering my breakfast in hot sauce, but i guess it's par for the course for someone who starts shaking after 12 hours without a burrito.
i'll take pizza scorch over pancakes any morning of the week. sweet breakfast items gross me out. they make my stomach hurt and give me a sugar coma before i've even brushed my teeth. however, since the pizza with hot sauce made me think it was dinner, i did eat a reese's peanut butter cup right after.
welcome to planet fat, ladies and gentlemen, where even breakfast comes with dessert. fuck.
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out of curiosity.... do you remember your purpose it stating this blog? or at least, what you stated as your purpose in the first post.
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