chest discomfort, discomfort in the jaw, shortness of breath and lightheadedness are all symptoms of either a heart attack or eating dinner the way i do.

this was a bed of rice, covered in black beans, corn salsa, pico de gallo, sauteed peppers and onions, sour cream, cheese and guacamole. it was eventually amended with a downpour of tobasco.

the line to get this was about eight minutes long, but the time it took them to assemble the ingredients throw a giant mess of crap in a bowl was less than 20 seconds. it was really impressive. i think we ought to consider letting chipotle run our state. if california were as efficient as my meal, we'd have a surplus.

the only bad thing was that i got a bay leaf in my mouth, but as far as fast food experiences go, that's not bad at all. i'll take an authentic bay leaf to an authetic e. coli any day.