this is the ugliest piece of food i've ever seen in my life, short of pretty much anything you see in the windows in your local chinatown.there were some crusted bits on the edge of the provolone where air had violated the sanctity of the cheese bag, so i cut them off, but was really dismayed with the irregular shape of the cheese. i then proceeded to go hannibal lecter on the cheese slices and tomato, massacring the items and throwing them atop a the bread with disgust.
it actually tasted pretty good, but i ate it angrily, as though being consumed was its punishment for being deformed. i just hope that no more of my cheese gets oxidized because i'd sooner pull a gandhi than eat another sandwich like this again.
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for some reason i really wish you would have formed the tomatoes into a smiley face. you can tell they want to.
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