i deserve a cookie. i shattered the monotony of my burrito and sandwich scarfing schedule with every yuppie's favorite food.a wise friend once told me, "sushi's bullshit. it's snacks."
while i believe those words to be truer than pretty much all the drivel i'm bombarded with every day, it's worth mentioning that even goldfish crackers constitute a meal when you eat 19 servings. so that's why after eating about 2/3 of what's on that plate, i felt satisfied. i'm not going to bother mentioning what was what, because it was all vegetables and rice.
a thing i don't like about sushi is the incredible amount of sodium that goes along with it. i'm thirsty no matter how much water i drink for the rest of the night and that reminds me of the scare stories about ecstasy in the 90s.
i also ate a tofu salad which, let's not mince words, even sounds gross.
luckily, the tofu was firm enough that i could spear it with a chopstick and move it to my mouth, making it look like i knew what i was doing.such is the plight of the white american male.
things i forgot to admit i consumed:
-grande latte from starbucks
-some licorice pieces
-four chocolate UFOs from trader joe's
3 comments:
how are those UFOs? i've been eyeing them as a part of the TJ candy orgy i'm planning on having before i move.
rewarding yourself with a cookie may be counterproductive to this project of yours. just a thought. and only 2/3 of that plate? and you call yourself an eater, pshhhh. oh wait, that taunt is probably counterproductive too. my bad.
4 chocolate ufo's? lie of the century.
Post a Comment