evening 10/4/09

even though i ate this about three hours ago, i'm pretty sure some beans just floated back up my esophagus.

this burrito was massive. i mean, my burritos are usually massive, but this is the kind of burrito that you'd have to go to confession for eating.

i tried what i thought was a clever attempt to reduce the size of the burrito and asked them to hold the rice. what happened was that i got about a pound of beans in a tortilla with lettuce, sour cream, salsa, cheese, guacamole. since i'm a glutton for punishment, i also loaded it with two additional salsas; a pico de gallo and some red, soupy salsa that will curl your toes.

i talk a lot about how big these burritos are, but my descriptions probably don't mean much to people who've never eaten one, so here's a to-scale comparison to give you an idea:


i think i'm going to take out a life insurance policy before i eat one of these again.