evening 10/2/09

after lunch, i promised to go on the atkins diet but, i pulled an obama on that one. dinner was:



a really, really pink strawberry milkshake.

i made everyone at the table try some, so allow me to show you a formula called the pythagoeating theorem that we use to determine the number of calories consumed after sharing an item with friends:

(total number of calories) - (total number of calories)= 0

it was good that i was so generous, because this next item really did me in:

that would be a double-decker boca burger with swiss cheese and fries.

fed up with healthy choices, vegetarians demanded equality and were issued this meatless rendering of an american classic. i'm really relieved because i thought that vegetarians would be denied some of the privileges afforded to everyone else, but now, heart disease, unlike healthcare, is available to everyone.

there was also a desert round, during which everyone got different things (pecan pie, oreo sundae, hot apple stuff) and we all shared, passing plates back and forth. since that part of the feeding was NSFW, i didn't include photos.

it's time for bed now, but before that, here's a list of things that also crossed my lips today:

-four mini peanut butter cups
-honeydew pieces
-more beans
-obscenities