there was no morning post today because i didn't get my ass into gear until almost noon. since breakfast is maybe the least interesting meal of the day to me, i didn't mind skipping it. not having eaten anything, i wanted to go easy on my stomach so i ate something simple: pickled jalapeños, salsa, radishes and chips. (beats the hell out of frosted flakes.)
it should be noted that i didn't finish the chips because i was leaving room for this next bit:
two veggie tacos. these aren't your hard shell, dump bean, taco bell glowing crunchies, these are the kind of tacos that make you want to put felipe calderón in charge of america. (just. fucking. joking.)
i would marry these tacos, but i'm afriad they'd just be in it for the green card. they're my favorite food. unfortunately for me, they're also massive. i ate the right one first because it looked the smarmiest and then i moved over to the left, but i couldn't do it. i ate the toppings off, but when it came time to eat the double-tortilla quesadilla platform, i had to throw in the towel.
i'm pretty sure i'm making progress. last night, i ate only 2/3 of my sushi; today, only 1.5 tacos (that's 1,5 tacos for the europeans). of course, when there was a sushi ocean and two taco volcanos, eating "only" 2/3 of them isn't that impressive.
i was going to photograph the remaining taco platform, but it looked like a crime scene. you're welcome.
2 comments:
oh man. there are so good lines in this one! felipe calderon and the europeans one were the best two. i can't believe i waited all day for these posts.
no breakfast and only 1.5 monster tacos? you are becoming borderline anorexic!
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