i bought some recycled coffee filters at a natural foods store, mostly because i love high markups. one of my best friends was visiting me recently, when she pointed to the name of the brand:
"IF YOU CARE"
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prior to this pack of coffee filters, i was unaware that inanimate objects could be passive-aggressive. but congratulations, coffee filters, you sure showed me.
i also ate a pluot. stone fruits are among my favorite foods (not to be confused with stoned fruits, which one finds plenty of in west hollywood and the castro and are in fact, NOT among my favorite foods.) since there's about a one-month window during which plums, pluots, nectarines and peaches aren't sour, sucky and mealy, i normally gorge on them then. i believe that one-month period might be july, but i'm really bad with remembering times and chronology.
consequently, peaches are furry and disgusting and should be used to pelt criminals. they should be consumed only in times of famine. like brussels sprouts. maybe i'll make a peach-brussels sprout quiche when i have kids; it will be edible punishment for swearing and not being funny while doing it.
or maybe i'll just save and feed them this pluot, since it pretty much tasted like windex:
ever wish you could control+z an eating experience? if only bulimia weren't so out of fashion.
1 comment:
well, at least it was probably low in calories. the sacrifices you will have to make with this endeavor.
(LOL on stoned fruits comment.... now this blog actually sounds more like you!)
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