Wednesday, September 30, 2009

evening 9/30/09

obviously, this is not a photo of my dinner. first of all, i've decided to try the No White Foods Diet; this means no white starches, no white sugars and logically, no white unicorns. second of all, i wouldn't eat unicorns because they have uncloven hooves. (i don't know how much you know about kosher laws, but this is a big no-no.)

what i did eat, though, was probably more exotic. i grazed for about 20 minutes, eating from several continents. first, i had a pinch of plantain chips. i followed this with some babaganoush, a small quantity of chocolate chips, vegan chocolate mousse, a vegetarian hot dog (to cleanse my palate) and then some soba noodles with okra. and thomas keller thinks he can plan a menu.

i do not have photographic evidence of this six-course "meal," but c'mon, i'm giving you a unicorn. don't get greedy.

3 comments:

monsterface said...

how did your blog get so funny?

Anonymous said...

and you were doing so well with the yogurt and granola

i bet they eat unicorns in korea

corcor said...

I'm sure being a veggie helps your non-unicorn-eating cause.

I like your blog. and I have a confession to make..lets speak in person soon. Tommorrow!