
since i'm busy packing up my apartment, i'm into convenience food. (because otherwise i faithfully seek out and peel fresh vegetables to make a salad, as evidenced in previous posts.) i already had marshmallow creme, peanut butter and white bread, so i did what any red-blooded american would do and
frankly, i'm sick of these, but i have to pack and also blog incessantly about every morsel of food that i eat, so searching out something with greater nutritional value is out of the question.
notice the texas chainsaw massacre-style lighting in this picture, including my shadow looming in the lower left corner. since waiting to get my camera was a hardship i could not endure, i had to take a bite out of the sandwich before photographing it. it now reminds me of crime scene evidence.
the truth is that i wasn't even hungry before eating this, but i didn't feel like waiting until i'm in bed at midnight, unable to sleep because my stomach is grumbling and then weighing the hunger against having to brush and floss again. preventative eating, if you will.
FIN

2 comments:
ok, the suspense is killing me... where are you moving??
oh my god. preventative eating. i'm cracking up.
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